Club Clown

NEW PRODUCT LINE OUT NOW! Thread.Club Clown on Model-Helicopters.ComMost clubs always have at least one member who is a right laugh. Maybe your club has a Club Clown, who has messed up, done something really silly or funny.
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Alvin Alvin's icon
 2007-06-21 20:54:25
Well hello,it's been some time,but we have finally got our new product line together,let us know what you think and if there is sufficiant praise then we'll have to see about sourcing some even poorer quality items from places worse than taiwan.simply send us an email typing NEW IDEAS in the subject box,so we can then just delete them without even having to open them and read them.anyway, on with the show. 1 NEW! slight dink boom and cracked skid set,give your helicopter that "gone in"look

2 NEW! mcs 91 abc /rodde crank version, why you would want to put an mcs engine into a top of the range rodde heli is beyond us,still here it is if you want it.features are:NEW SHITTY TIN MONKEY METAL PISTON AND LINER CONSTRUCTION,now worse than ever,this piece of crap is guarenteed to go lean right in the middle of an inverted low hover or somthing similar,and is now guarenteed to cause at least one crash per 6 gallons of fuel or 6 weeks flying

3 NEW! samba sporadic glitching unit.this little baby is the king of kings whens it comes to glitching! simply fix with sticky pads next to the gyro and the unit will automatically cause annoying and potentially dangerous kicks/unwanted pirrouettes in the tail system.{nb due to the cheap plastic taiwan type construction of the unit, we cannot guarentee a crash with this}.

4NEW! fool power pipe rot 15! this fuel now has an improved profit margin along with special additives that actually cause leaness and over heating,no matter what the needle setting.

5 NEW! rodde composite replacement canopies.designed to replace your canopy should the usual happen,these canopies have to be seen to be believed,designed from new coloured eggshell formula plastic,they have an unbelievably weak construction that results in a nasty crack if it is flexed in the slightest,now available as a monthly subscription.

6 NEW! slick uk automatic blade balancer.this unit alieviates the need to balance those wooden blades,simply place the blades on the balancer and a small dial allows you to move the balancer level,regardless of blade weight.no more sticky tape on the blades!

7 NEW! wrigleys wafer thin servo extension leads! unbelievable but true,the famous chewing gum manafacturer is now producing servo leads for r/c use.made from the thinnest strands of copper wire and coated with wrigleys unique chewing gum type flex,these leads chafe through with the slightest abrasion,causing intermittant operation and the inevitable crash!

8 NEW revnutz engine govenor.this is a new product that controls the amount of thrashing the engine gets during a flight,pre programmed to allow the engine to randomly rev it's nuts off at the bottom of a loop,this product allows senseless rotor speeds in excess of 2400 rpm for absolutely no practical ryme or reason,right at the most inconvenient moment.(we cannot at this time guarentee this product will chuck a blade for you)

9 cyclax top and bottom automatic pitch managment system,this system allows independant movement of the three servo's at any given time,it comes pre programmed with the folowing features: CORKSCREW a feature that automatically ruins a perfectly timed roll
WET PANTS a neat little feature that introduces a severe lock out for for two seconds whilst inverted.only functions at low inverted altitudes.
BROWN PANTS same as above but moves the pitch to full positive for a 1/4 of a second beforehand.
TOTAL PANT JOB allows all three servo's to start moving independantly of one another randomly during the flight for no particular reason.

10 NEW LIPO ENHANCED FLIGHT PACKS
wow,these little flight packs can acheive an astonishing 40 minute flight on any electric helicopter,then randomly set on fire during a routine charge.comes with our personal guarentee that even the smallest pack can obliterate a small shed into nothing more than a few smouldering cinders the moment it's left unattended.larger packs available with 60 minutes flight time,and garage/workshop destruction.(nb we cannot guarentee that the fire brigade will ignore this as we have no control over the fire engine and it's crew,or your charging ability)
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Sceadu Abuser Sceadu Abuser's icon
 2007-06-22 00:50:19
So thats why your models are crap! smilie

Did you get your flying lessons from them aswell? smilie
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Sbrown5925 Sbrown5925's icon
 2007-06-22 07:48:47
New 11:
Revtax.
A small plastic gizmo only fit for a sport mfa 500.
Originally designed as a limiter, but due to is totally uselessness for 3d, you must burn the instructions, ignore all manufacturer recomendations or safety concerns, and feed this little gem with 100% throttle signal all the time.
If you feel you must follow the instructions, you can enjoy and variable limit setting directly linked to where the throttle stick is!.
Thank god it is not made in the UK. smilie
Apparently a couple of 'wild Mooses' in Canada use them, probably as a diet suppliment to ease their constipation. smilie

 
Alvin Alvin's icon
 2007-06-23 22:41:02
yeah thats another good one! come on folks think up some others,there are some seriously crap products out there,and if you can't think of one then just make one up.
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Alvin Alvin's icon
 2008-03-23 01:42:24
12: Ramshackle boneshaker intermittent vibrating metal fan.fantastic and ingenious little unit that simply replaces the manufacturers fan on any said helicopter,to produce a seriously nasty high frequency vibration at certain rpm's only.this unit has been acclaimed the world over for it's ability to crack fins,engine mounts,chafe wires through,and destroy even modern electronics and servo's. comes with a 30 day no quibble guarantee: if the purchaser is not totally satisfied with it for any reason,they may return it,no questions,no refund.
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